Sitting in the garage, tearing up a wicked drum solo. It's hot outside, but you don't care - you're wearing black leather. It's your hardcore rock n' roll lifestyle. Regular poly-blend gym shorts are for lightweights. You kick it all year long in your drop crotch leather shorts.
Grinding down the handicap access ramp handrails at the local bank, right in front of the no skateboarding sign. You don't care what J.P. Morgan says. You're an anarchist…in your drop crotch leather shorts.
Parkour'ing all over the place, yet stealthy as a jaguar. You 360 twice in midair without losing the numerous trinkets secured in the 4 zipped pockets of your drop crotch leather shorts.
Whether it's Cinco de Mayo or a Dia de los Muertos kegger, there's going to be bountiful plenty of liquids to imbibe. Bring it on! Your waistband's elastic…on your drop crotch leather shorts.
Turn up the volume on life in your drop crotch leather shorts.